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Post by pinkie on Jul 28, 2005 1:03:07 GMT -5
Believe it or not, something in this world bothers me. This may sound dumb but I see it every time I walk outside my house and it makes me want to claw my eyes out and kill someone.
Have you guys ever seen those bicyclists and runners who have to get decked out in their neon spandex gear just to go through a weekend jog/ride? Who the hell do these people think they are? Lance Armstrong? If you are, get your ass over to France... if not, put on some normal f-ing clothes you freaks!
Why the hell do they need to wear this saran wrap outfit just to go biking? Do you guys think you're going to break the sound barrier or something where it's actually going to make a difference how much your shorts hug your ass?
What is more likely...
A.) You're riding/jogging so fast that you need to reduce the minute amount of drag created by slightly baggier amounts of clothing?
B.) You get your ass kicked for looking like a fairy.
I'm guessing B! However, if any TDP members are the type that to jog/bike in shorts so tight they are farther up your ass then covering it, I totally dig your outfit and I would do it myself if I had a bike.
If any non-TDP members fit in this category, consider this: if you wouldn't wear your biking outfit out to dinner, then I don't want to see it when I'm walking my dogs! Hopefully I'll see you out biking so I can shove a stick in your spokes while you blaze past me at record speeds.
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Post by pinkie on Jul 28, 2005 1:03:46 GMT -5
I think we should turn this into a rant thread. Post yours too because I know I'll be posting more.
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Post by ko71991 on Jul 28, 2005 4:03:34 GMT -5
You know what I hate?
Fake people, ESPECIALLY over the internet.
"Hey, look at me, I'm a f-cking lifeless idiot who everyone hates and I have no friends so I think I'll just pretend to be a gangster, or rebel and say f*ck, shit, bitch, and ho all the time or whatever the hell people think is cool".
I have no background info to support that.
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Post by 22woger22 AKA Qwerty McQwert on Jul 28, 2005 4:27:33 GMT -5
You know what I hate?
I hate those freakin' pyro blocks. I nearly had a flawless over a 900 grey, but instead his freakin' pyro blocks and burns my witch to death.
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Post by Matt on Jul 28, 2005 13:24:42 GMT -5
I hate egotistical people who dont deserve it, makin fun of people who do deserve an ego.
I once heard these girls in my class talking about someone that use to be suicidal so they felt sorry for her, and another girl saying who hasnt been suicidal, they all seemed to agree. Girls are crazy taking things too serious, this girl was good looking smart and everyone liked her, how the hell could she have been suicidal. Mostly because of these egotystical assholes and people that dont give a shit.
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Post by o on Jul 30, 2005 17:16:44 GMT -5
I hate the sun....
That stupid asshole is always making my skin darker and shining in my eyes making it hard to see.I mean really what does that big ball of hydrogen think he is?? if i could glow really bright i wouldn't blind people or change their skin tone!!
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Post by Stones on Jul 31, 2005 0:02:34 GMT -5
i hate how all these fat people bring all their chips and shit up to the pool and leave all there mother [F BOMB ALERT]ing crumbs popcans wrappers and bandaids out there and it gets in the pool and i have to help clean the shit up since im my friend does all the pool stuff..the pool caretaker..w/e..but god..it [F BOMB ALERT]ing pisses me off so bad GOD DAMN MTOEHR [F BOMB ALERT]ER OPEICE OF SHIT!
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Post by Matt on Jul 31, 2005 18:44:02 GMT -5
well now that everyones in a good mood, lets all thank pinkie for creating this thread  |
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Post by yuratart1 on Jul 31, 2005 20:55:53 GMT -5
i hate when you are with your friends, and guys know what i'm talking about, prolly a few girls too....
It's the perfect moment, youre just sitting there with your friends, just chilling out, and you feel something start to rumble in your tummy. You know what it is, but as you look around, none of your friends seem to have heard it. You let it brew a little bit, making sure that it will be perfect. You find your nearest friend, lift your left asscheek, and as you let a big gust of wind come from your ass, and you see his hair move, you feel something coming, something unwanted. I hate when i shart...
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Post by Matt on Jul 31, 2005 21:44:27 GMT -5
roflmfao
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Post by Raped Ape on Jul 31, 2005 22:18:57 GMT -5
LOL Tart, man I hate that too. Almost as embarassing as splitting your pants at work.... like I did last week. It wouldn't be so bad if I had boxers or something, but unfortunately, I always go commando. Stuff was flapping everywhere. Now THAT is what I really hate!  |
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Post by pinkie on Jul 31, 2005 23:06:08 GMT -5
I have a sliding glass door that I like to leave open for the dogs to go outside at our apartment. People walk by all the time and stare into our apartment. I feel like going to the door and saying "Hi! Come on it! Grab a seat and join us for dinner... I'm sure you can find your way around the apartment already because you've been raping it with your eyes for the past minute and a half! Want me to open up my bathroom window too so you can watch me shower?"
Whatever happened to minding your own business? Maybe I should set out some lawn chairs on our patio so these gawkers can watch TV with us. It makes me want to follow them back to their apartment so I can return the favor.
I've tried staring back but when I do, they look at me like "Jesus can I help you? How rude!" God I'm such an asshole.
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Post by bullseye on Jul 31, 2005 23:22:30 GMT -5
Sorry pinkie ill try to stay away from now on
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Post by yuratart1 on Jul 31, 2005 23:30:10 GMT -5
i know how it is...people are like that around where i live too pinkie
I purposfully leave the shower window open, so the people can see my big hairy ass...
and when they do come by i sing celine dion or some shit
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Post by Stones on Jul 31, 2005 23:37:29 GMT -5
yeah i remember that! you were using the conditionor bottle as a microphone and humping the wall
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