Post by pinkie on Mar 12, 2006 22:59:13 GMT -5
Okay everyone... try this at home, but if you get your ass kicked, I never told you to do it.
Walk down a busy street and act like you're talking on a cell phone to someone. Then when someone is walking towards you, say loudly a description of the person so they can hear you...
For example: "Okay, he's wearing a blue hat and a button down shirt with a pair of jeans. He's walking east on Hawthorne and will be at the corner within 30 seconds. He looks kinda big so be ready... he may be a fighter."
Or if it's a female: "She's got long hair, wearing a skirt, BE CAREFUL when you get her in the van!! It's okay to rough her up a little bit but don't hurt her. Just get her in the van."
People get scared shitless for like, the next 3 hours!
Walk down a busy street and act like you're talking on a cell phone to someone. Then when someone is walking towards you, say loudly a description of the person so they can hear you...
For example: "Okay, he's wearing a blue hat and a button down shirt with a pair of jeans. He's walking east on Hawthorne and will be at the corner within 30 seconds. He looks kinda big so be ready... he may be a fighter."
Or if it's a female: "She's got long hair, wearing a skirt, BE CAREFUL when you get her in the van!! It's okay to rough her up a little bit but don't hurt her. Just get her in the van."
People get scared shitless for like, the next 3 hours!
