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Post by machinshin on Dec 9, 2004 11:35:00 GMT -5
alright guys, someone created a thread like this earlyer, but I can't find it, so here's a new one. post your funny conversations with n00bs here. here's mine: Him: Hi Machin Sin, you are a GOLD PLAYER!!! Me: Hi Him: How did you get that dragon? Me: I created it Him: how? Me: With my butt. Him: What the hell is that? CHEAT? Me: no no no. I created it with my butt. It’s a new move Him: Do you have MSN? Me: no Him:  Me: would I tell you if I did? I don’t know you Him: OK but I want a dragon! I want you splain it to me Me: I do to. I wish I had a dragon Him: I’m from ARGENTINA. can you create for me a dragon and then pass it to me? Me: I don’t know. I’d have to ask your Mom and see if it’s OK Him: aja. OK. How Old are you Machin Shin? I’m a great fighter. |
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Post by catalyst on Dec 9, 2004 15:21:11 GMT -5
Haha. He forgot to tell us, that he droped out of kindergarden as well. ;D
Cat
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Post by Stones on Dec 9, 2004 17:30:53 GMT -5
lmao...sometimes i think these noobs are just doing it on purpose
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Post by Dwij on Dec 9, 2004 18:02:04 GMT -5
Maybe they're bred that way by some giant reteard master
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Post by Stones on Dec 9, 2004 19:12:26 GMT -5
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Post by OfficerJon on Dec 9, 2004 19:19:30 GMT -5
lol shin thats great ;D
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Post by Stones on Dec 9, 2004 19:22:02 GMT -5
I wish i got a noob like that.
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Post by Dwij on Dec 9, 2004 23:18:14 GMT -5
Dont we all? ;D
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Post by Exe on Dec 10, 2004 8:07:45 GMT -5
It was my conversation that was posted before. remember Stupidity of a Random grey? Buddhist boarding school? ;D If you go in general and go to page 3 of the threads its there MS  |
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Post by Dwij on Dec 10, 2004 8:17:27 GMT -5
Lol! Thats Hiliarious  |
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Post by machinshin on Dec 10, 2004 12:06:13 GMT -5
Hopefully another comedy moment brought to you by me. I was messing about playing on my grey account and fought some random grey. I decided to have some fun and here is what happened: (TE is me, RG is him, bracketed stuff is my commentary to you guys and gals)
RG: Do you know what f5 does?
TE: No
RG: It restores all health to all units like i did (he used a cleric)
TE: I'll just use my clerics instead
RG: It works when its not your turn
TE: Can you show me?
RG: Just press f5 and it will work i have already used mine and you only get to use one in a battle.
TE: f5
TE: it didnt work
RG: Yes
RG: it does work, hold it down for a few seconds
TE: Do i press the f key first or the 5?
RG: you have to press the f5 key, it is one button.
TE: My f5 key has been stolen
RG: Get a pen and push it in
TE: I dont have a pen, does it have to be something that conducts electricity?
RG: Just get something that will push it in
TE: i cant push it in, it is stuck.
RG: How is it stuck?
TE:There is hard chewing gum over the place it should be.
RG: Get a pen and pull it off
TE: i dont have a pen
RG: Ask someone for one then
TE: I dont have any friends to ask
RG: Ask the person next to you
TE: but the person next to me is a really nice girl who i fancy but she hates me...
RG: Well ask the person on the other side of you
TE: There is a wall on the other side of me
RG: Well ask the person on the other side of your bird
TE: She isn't my bird, she doesnt know i exist...
RG: I take it that you are in school?
TE: Yes
RG: Does your lesson finish at 12:00?
TE: at 12:15
RG: 12:15, good day
TE: Definetely
RG: Are you in I.T?
TE: No, child development
RG: right
RG: Having fun?
TE: loads of fun, it is dead exciting
RG: Is it?
TE: Definetely
RG: are you supposed to be working?
TE: well yeah i suppose
RG: No teacher around?
TE: Yeah but she's blind
RG: What sort of school is it?
TE: A Buddhist Boarding school
RG: Right
RG: Why are you there?
TE: Because my parents dont love me
RG: So you go to boarding school?
TE: Yes
RG: How long have you been there for?
TE: 11 years
RG: All your life?
TE: sadly...
RG: i know
I have to stress this was a REAL conversation between my grey and a random grey. None of the stuff about me is true i was hunting for a reaction and found the dumbest person in the world. ( i won too).
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Post by endsgurl on Dec 10, 2004 12:46:42 GMT -5
lol i was lauging so hard i almost cried. omg those are hilarious.
ok here is mine.
ok this was right after i used the assasin bomb
him: how did you do that
me: push f5
him: do i have to wait for my turn
me: yes... then walk your assasin over to my people and push f5
him: ok
[glow=green,2,300]**babyjesus has left the arena**[/glow]
not as funny as the others but a good example of me taking advantage of helpless noobs... see even sweet innocent little me has an evil side. lol
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Post by machinshin on Dec 10, 2004 15:56:36 GMT -5
OMG, ROFL never thought about that, Gurl, though many have asked about that  |
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Post by Stones on Dec 10, 2004 18:32:35 GMT -5
thats sorta like half cheating, half having something friggn hilarious to put on this thread
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Post by machinshin on Dec 10, 2004 23:55:45 GMT -5
Bah. doing it repeatedly to every grey you meet is cheating. doing it once or twice for fun is no biggie
How did you get those creatures?
I don’t know, they just appeared
Seriously, I need help.
OK, OK, all you have to do is press Ctrl R
When
Now is a good time
***foofoofoo has left the arena***
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