Reasons you shouldn't give out pinkie's MSN...

[pinkie]

This could get fun, anyone else want to volunteer an ignorant friend?


Krys says:
hello
pinkie says:
hi there
Krys says:
hows it going?
pinkie says:
good, who is this?
Krys says:
this is krystof
pinkie says:
oh... okaaay. and umm who might krystof be?
Krys says:
lolol sorry
Krys says:
wizard ben, or ben as you might know him gave me your email address a little while back
pinkie says:
that's cool, are you two hanging out right now?
Krys says:
nah, he lives quite a long way away from me
Krys says:
you american aren't ya?
pinkie says:
yeah, so he lives even farther from me
Krys says:
hehe
Krys says:
how do you know him?
pinkie says:
through a herpes dating website
Krys says:
herped?
Krys says:
*herpes?
pinkie says:
yeah, like the STD
Krys says:
really?
pinkie says:
yeah, it's like when people have herpes you don't want to spread it so you find other people with herpes so you can still get laid
Krys says:
oh right!
Krys says:
have you both got it or something?
pinkie says:
yeah, but he has it a lot worse than i do
Krys says:
are you joking?
pinkie says:
this isn't a joking matter
Krys says:
i know it's not, but i had absolutely no idea
pinkie says:
it's not the kind of thing you tell everyone
Krys says:
true
pinkie says:
you probably shouldn't talk to him about it
Krys says:
why?
pinkie says:
if you want to you can but he'll probably get embarassed... your call though
Krys says:
man, im shocked
Krys says:
i really am
pinkie says:
yeah it wasn't easy to tell my friends so i can't blame him for not doing it
Krys says:
i can imagine
pinkie says:
crap... he's probably going to be mad at me for telling you. i thought you knew
Krys says:
i had absolutely no idea
Krys says:
it still doesn't seem true
pinkie says:
do you see him with a lot of women?
pinkie says:
(or guys... i don't remember if i saw him on the bisexual page or not)
Krys says:
no
Krys says:
but there are lots of people i don't see with women
pinkie says:
that's probably why
Krys says:
they dnt all have herpes
pinkie says:
how do you know?
pinkie says:
he seemed like such a ladies man to me
Krys says:
really?
Krys says:
i know him, he seems the opposite
Krys says:
have you seen him?
pinkie says:
no he won't send me a picture
Krys says:
i got a picture of him
Krys says:
but i dnt know if i wanna send it
pinkie says:
that's fine if you don't want to
Krys says:
what's the address to this website?
pinkie says:
gotherpes.com
pinkie says:
whats your friends name again?
Krys says:
my friend?
Krys says:
ben
pinkie says:
no what's his last name?
Krys says:
ooh my, i really don't know lol
pinkie says:
is it w******?
Krys says:
aint a clue lolol
Krys says:
on his profile it says Ben C***********
pinkie says:
well i'm just wondering if we're talking about two different bens
Krys says:
where does the ben you're talking about come from?
pinkie says:
well a C isn't a W so i'm thinking no. wow i'm embarassed!
pinkie says:
brazil
Krys says:
oooo, now you see im in england, so i don't think we're talking abuot the same people
pinkie says:
maybe but he COULD still have herpes!
Krys says:
lololol, i'll guess we'll never know
pinkie says:
well i'm clean if you want to hook up
Krys says:
you're clean?
Krys says:
i thought you said you had it?
pinkie says:
i was just joking but I am trying to get it
Krys says:
...
pinkie says:
i figure i'm tired of working so i'm going to see if i can make a living by getting non-fatal STDs, being prescribed the medication, and selling the medication online
Krys says:
i seriously hope you're kidding
pinkie says:
i figure if it doesn't work out as planned, nothing lost nothing gained
pinkie says:
well i need to make money somehow and real work isn't an option right now
Krys says:
why is it not?
pinkie says:
because i don't like to work
Krys says:
so to resolve it you're going to get non-fatal STD's?
pinkie says:
yes or start marrying rich men then divorcing them for half their money
Krys says:
lolol that one is more of an option than the first one
Krys says:
you are kidding though right?
Krys says:
because you're seriously confusing me at the moment
pinkie says:
well the health care isn't good in america and prescription medicine is expensive so i figure i can make a pretty good amount of money. maybe i could see it being a bad idea if i lived in europe
pinkie says:
but it seems like a good option here
Krys says:
you not crazy are you?
pinkie says:
well i've never been diagnosed if that's what you mean... again, bad health care. but i am studying to be a psychiatrist so i think i'd know
Krys says:
okay
Krys says:
please just tell me these ideas you having are just jokes right?
pinkie says:
i want to be a psychiatrist because then i can write my own prescriptions and sell them
pinkie says:
sure, if that's what you want to hear... then it's all a joke
Krys says:
okay
Krys says:
so you're engaged aren't you?
pinkie says:
yeah i don't know how long that will last though, depends if he wants me to sign a prenup or not
Krys says:
what's the fellas name?
pinkie says:
phil
Krys says:
kool
Krys says:
where'd ya meet phil?
pinkie says:
on an airplane
Krys says:
ooooh, nice!
Krys says:
so why did you ask me if i wanted to hook up?
pinkie says:
it's not cheating until you're married
Krys says:
lol
Krys says:
well, best of luck, america-england
Krys says:
quite a distance
pinkie says:
is that a challenge?
Krys says:
sure is
pinkie says:
well tomorrow's my birthday and i want to see what my fiance gets me... but after that i can dump him. i don't really need him anymore, i got diamonds for christmas
pinkie says:
but i'm a really sweet normal girl
Krys says:
lololol
Krys says:
happy birthday for tomorrow
pinkie says:
i just want to settle down and have a nice family with a rich guy
Krys says:
lol
pinkie says:
well not rich really, as long as he's wealthy and doesn't like prenups and i don't have to have kids with him
Krys says:
wow, sounds like you really clued up
pinkie says:
what's that supposed to mean?
pinkie says:
is that a red coats term?
Krys says:
sure is
Krys says:
we prefer to be called limeys
pinkie says:
where does that term come from?
Krys says:
meaning that all you want is to marry a rich guy, not have any kids, and just want him for his money
Krys says:
sounds to me like you not very right in the head
Krys says:
what, the term limey?
pinkie says:
well you can kiss any chance of marrying me goodbye!
pinkie says:
yes
Krys says:
lol oh well, im sure i'll be able to live with myself
Krys says:
i duno where limey comes from, i know everyone from outside england calls us it
Krys says:
especailyl the americans
pinkie says:
well i'm american and i've never heard it
Krys says:
hmm, that's odd
pinkie says:
you're starting to sound a little crazy to me
Krys says:
besides which im not rich, so you wouldn't want me in the first place
Krys says:
ditto
pinkie says:
are you in college?
Krys says:
im at university
pinkie says:
so you have potential
Krys says:
everyone has potential
pinkie says:
how do you feel about prenups?
Krys says:
what's a prenup?
pinkie says:
in america you can sign a contract before you get married so that if things just don't happen to work out... the woman can't take your money... but they're kinda stupid, ya know?
Krys says:
why are they stupid?
pinkie says:
because i figure if i'm shacking up with some ugly rich guy for 6 months i'm due at least a couple million, it's not fair to me otherwise
Krys says:
okay, you're crazy
pinkie says:
if i had a dollar for every time i heard that i wouldn't need to marry a rich guy
Krys says:
you calling me ugly?
pinkie says:
no! but i've been with ugly rich guys
Krys says:
then how comes u aint a millionaire lol
pinkie says:
how do you know i'm not?
Krys says:
if you are, then why are you still working?
Krys says:
and why are you looking for more?
pinkie says:
i never said i was working but i am looking for herpes because i always need more money
pinkie says:
besides, if my fiance thought i was rich he wouldn't give me money
Krys says:
yep, you are insane
pinkie says:
maybe but you have to admit i'm more interesting than the average girl
Krys says:
true
Krys says:
but i'd feel a hell of a lot better off with an average girl
Krys says:
who isn't just after my money
Krys says:
money i don't have lol
pinkie says:
interesting analysis
pinkie says:
but wouldn't you rather have a wife with a hot ass?
Krys says:
how do i know you have a hott ass?
Krys says:
and there are people who are out there who have hot asses, but don't want just my money
pinkie says:
i doubt it
pinkie says:
i have a picture
Krys says:
go on...
pinkie says:
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pinkie sends:



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pinkie says:
now don't go showing this to my fiance because i told him i always wanted a horse and i'm hoping he'll buy me another so i can sell it when we divorce
Krys says:

Krys says:
right
pinkie says:
good, i'm glad you agree
Krys says:
so who are you really
Krys says:
you can't actually be this insane
pinkie says:
you might be surprised
Krys says:
i might well be
pinkie says:
you know what makes me laugh harder than anything else in the entire world?
Krys says:
what?
pinkie says:
monkeys in peoples clothes
Krys says:
k
pinkie says:
oh come on, you have to admit they're funny as hell!!!
Krys says:
sure, whatever you say
pinkie says:
so tell me a little about yourself
Krys says:
what do you want to know?
pinkie says:
look at this and tell me you don't laugh:
netpetfinder.com/photos/fullsize/2551.jpg
pinkie says:
because i'm still laughing
Krys says:
i can honestly say i didn't laugh at that
pinkie says:
then i can honestly say you're lying
Krys says:
i can honestly say im not
pinkie says:
what kinds of things do you think are funny then?
Krys says:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2439078141358877894&q=scary
pinkie says:
that was hot
Krys says:
lol
Krys says:
so what music u into?
pinkie says:
pretty much everything actually
Krys says:
really?
Krys says:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5969307618221226184&q=lee+mack
Krys says:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3070412883087077719&q=lee+mack
pinkie says:
must be british humor, i didn't get it
Krys says:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=844914366003127662&q=lee+mack
Krys says:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8360827105928095960&q=lee+mack
pinkie says:
no more!
Krys says:
lol why?
pinkie says:
i didnt find that funny at all... i know its upsetting to hear but i dont think we're soulmates
Krys says:
oh well, never mind
pinkie says:
you'll find someone eventually
Krys says:
who says i aint already got someone
pinkie says:
me, you were coming on to me earlier
Krys says:
was i?
pinkie says:
i can't believe you don't remember
pinkie says:
when you were asking about the prenubs you were obviously asking because you thought i was marriage material
Krys says:
oh well, sorry to disappoint
pinkie says:
i'd still like to meet you though
Krys says:
would you really
pinkie says:
i'm not working so i can fly out whenever
Krys says:
lol would u wanna spend that amount of money?
pinkie says:
it wouldn't be my money i'd be spending so it doesn't matter to me
Krys says:
lol
pinkie says:
do you think of me a lot?
Krys says:
lolol u what?
pinkie says:
i think you know what i mean
Krys says:
why wud i think of you a lot, i dnt even know u
pinkie says:
oh...
pinkie says:
i understand
Krys says:
lol
pinkie says:
i have to go
Krys says:
k

[bullseye]

I'm not even going to try to read that

*inserts haha and hehe here*

[Matt]

yeah wayyyy too long.

so.. I'll just pretend I read it and say "hahhaha!!"

[pinkie]

I never said read the whole thing, just the beginning! Matt I know you read at least half that because I PMed it to you while it was happening!

[bullseye]

well ya i read until a little after the herpes part.

[Matt]

ohh yeah, lmao that was funny... not half of it though, more like the first quarter of it.

[ko71991]

I red the first quarter and last quarter. I enjoyed the videos.

[Exe]

Herpes LOL.

I will now hand your msn out with a disclaimer pinkie. Hes back at uni today so ill make sure to laugh at him.

Lord Exe

[THUNDER-K9]

Yeah funny shit till I saw you are handing out mebers hotmail account!

[Exe]

Not handing out as such, he spoke to pinkie using my msn first.

Since when has pinkie ever been bothered who had her msn anyway?

Lord Exe

[pinkie]

No that was Hamish that I talked to on your MSN, your other 6 or 7 friends added me on their own

[Exe]

i have that many friends?

My bad, remember krys spoke to someone else through my msn

Just block them if you want pinkie. To everyone else, i dont randomly give out peoples msn, but pinkie is so desirable. I mean, everyone who has seen pinkies display picture says: "Shes hot", hence they MUST have her msn.

;D

Lord Exe

[†Forsaken WereWolf†]

......omfg.....rofl......lol....* do that about ten more times *................that took me around 20-25mins to read.......dang.......that was long.......

[pinkie]

No worries, I blocked the annoying ones... unless they're fun to mess with like this one. I don't think he remembers who I am so I just mess with him every time he talks to me.

[xenon]

I actually read the whole thing, but yeah it was funny.
Lol, the herpes part was the best bit.
He is real gullible.
That was well long though.