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Feb 28, 2006 12:40:30 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Feb 28, 2006 12:40:30 GMT -5
How quiet must your classes have been? At my school you have to scream to be heard by someone two feet away never mind hearing someone rustling there bag. The yawning one works though. Its sooo wired  |
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Mar 1, 2006 6:58:43 GMT -5
Post by comic23 on Mar 1, 2006 6:58:43 GMT -5
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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Mar 1, 2006 11:02:14 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Mar 1, 2006 11:02:14 GMT -5
Umm...I already posted that one. Better be qiucker next time  |
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Mar 1, 2006 11:29:17 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Mar 1, 2006 11:29:17 GMT -5
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Mar 1, 2006 20:29:10 GMT -5
Post by THUNDER-K9 on Mar 1, 2006 20:29:10 GMT -5
Heres a few pics that really tell it the way it is... How easy it is to turn a man on and off try that with a woman  So true  This also doubles for Christmas shopping  This is what they should hand out to all guys before we start to date  |
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Mar 1, 2006 20:37:15 GMT -5
Post by Matt on Mar 1, 2006 20:37:15 GMT -5
Lol, I used some of those on another site. Nice.
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Mar 2, 2006 0:01:36 GMT -5
Post by comic23 on Mar 2, 2006 0:01:36 GMT -5
seen them before but always funny ;D
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Mar 2, 2006 11:44:53 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Mar 2, 2006 11:44:53 GMT -5
LMAO  Funny yet true.... |
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Mar 3, 2006 2:14:53 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on Mar 3, 2006 2:14:53 GMT -5
Since i'm "Always" found on the jokes thread acording to Iron  Heres a joke or picture..  |
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Mar 3, 2006 6:54:52 GMT -5
Post by Ironhorse on Mar 3, 2006 6:54:52 GMT -5
Since i'm "Always" found on the jokes thread acording to Iron Heres a joke or picture.. That wasn't meant to be an insult.  And, atleast for me, the pic doesn't work. |
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Mar 3, 2006 6:58:45 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on Mar 3, 2006 6:58:45 GMT -5
I was being sarcastic Ill get the image working but im too tired right now |
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Mar 3, 2006 7:00:01 GMT -5
Post by Ironhorse on Mar 3, 2006 7:00:01 GMT -5
I was being sarcastic I figured. I don't think one entry in thr Phone Book was mean to a person. I want to see this funny pic. |
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Mar 3, 2006 7:10:29 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on Mar 3, 2006 7:10:29 GMT -5
This or bust  If it doesnt work after a while go here. |
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Mar 3, 2006 10:10:23 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Mar 3, 2006 10:10:23 GMT -5
Still not working.....  |
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Mar 3, 2006 17:30:36 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on Mar 3, 2006 17:30:36 GMT -5
Ok no more pictures for me
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