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Feb 25, 2006 0:56:55 GMT -5
Post by Matt on Feb 25, 2006 0:56:55 GMT -5
lmao, ouch.  |
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Feb 25, 2006 7:23:39 GMT -5
Post by Ironhorse on Feb 25, 2006 7:23:39 GMT -5
lmao, ouch. Sorry Matt, but you had to be used as the ugly dawg. ;D I changed T to licking a fully shaved poodle, not chiwawa.  |
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Feb 25, 2006 8:25:31 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Feb 25, 2006 8:25:31 GMT -5
I dont get that.  So Innocent  |
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Feb 25, 2006 13:08:36 GMT -5
Post by o on Feb 25, 2006 13:08:36 GMT -5
I'm smiting everyone who touched the golden bone.
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Feb 25, 2006 19:44:04 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Feb 25, 2006 19:44:04 GMT -5
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"
"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole. "Lena, have you ever been unfaithful?"
"Well, er, yes - but only three times," she admitted somewhat embarrassed.
"Hmmm, three times?" questioned Ole. "That's not so bad. Do you remember those three times? Can you tell me when?"
"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store and you had a hard time getting approval from the City Council?" asked Lena. "That was the first time."
"And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but had to get the okay from the building inspector?" she asked. "That was the second time."
"OK, Lena, when was the third time?" queried Ole?
"The third time was " Lena paused. "Do you remember when you were running for president of the Sons of Norway and you needed 125 votes?"
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Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husbands best mate Peter when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation.
"Who was it? The back stabbing buddy asked.
"Oh, that was Mick." She replied calmly.
"Oh shit, I'd better be going then!: he said. "Did Mick say where he was?"
"Relax - he's down at the pub, playing a few games of pool with you."
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Feb 25, 2006 21:50:19 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on Feb 25, 2006 21:50:19 GMT -5
Rofl  |
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Feb 25, 2006 22:38:29 GMT -5
Post by Matt on Feb 25, 2006 22:38:29 GMT -5
lmfao, very nice.
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Feb 25, 2006 23:05:03 GMT -5
Post by pinkie on Feb 25, 2006 23:05:03 GMT -5
This isn't really a "joke" because it really happened but it's pretty funny...
There was some guy who was experimenting with group reactions in Chicago. So he and a few friends got drunk one night and went to the bottom of a building and were staring up at the top for awhile. There wasn't anything up there but more and more people came to stare and eventually there ended up being a crowd of about 50 people or so and the news crew even came. Then the guy yelled "DON'T JUMP!!!" and everyone else started joining in, and saying they saw a person even though obviously no one was up there. Then after awhile he announced "yay he went back inside!" and everyone started cheering and the crowd slowly dispersed.
Also he would bring a friend then sit on the back of the bus and one would start coughing. Then the other would join in and say something like, "I think the exhaust is leaking into the bus" and then pretty soon everyone else on the bus would start coughing and saying the same thing and they'd pull over the bus and have to re-route them on a new bus over nothing.
Kinda interesting what people subconsciously make themselves believe to fit into a group.
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Feb 26, 2006 1:20:44 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on Feb 26, 2006 1:20:44 GMT -5
It is pretty weird how people do that.
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Feb 26, 2006 7:53:38 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Feb 26, 2006 7:53:38 GMT -5
I thought we humans were supposed to be the best living things on this planet. Bet you someone just made that up and everyone started believing that too. |
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Feb 26, 2006 7:56:28 GMT -5
Post by Ironhorse on Feb 26, 2006 7:56:28 GMT -5
That's weird, but very interesting, pinkie.
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Feb 26, 2006 8:19:40 GMT -5
Post by Exe on Feb 26, 2006 8:19:40 GMT -5
Ever tried yawning in a crowd?
Normally, if you yawn, other peoples bodies subconciously do it. Kinda funny that you can sort of control other people.
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Feb 26, 2006 12:42:41 GMT -5
Post by Matt on Feb 26, 2006 12:42:41 GMT -5
Lol Durring school, when a class felt it was a long one, I'd make noise with my coat, or backpack, and EVERY student in the class would instantly start packing up their stuff, without bothering to look at the clock to see the class isn't over yet. |
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Feb 26, 2006 14:15:43 GMT -5
Post by o on Feb 26, 2006 14:15:43 GMT -5
Funny.
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Feb 26, 2006 14:18:22 GMT -5
Post by Exe on Feb 26, 2006 14:18:22 GMT -5
Lol Durring school, when a class felt it was a long one, I'd make noise with my coat, or backpack, and EVERY student in the class would instantly start packing up their stuff, without bothering to look at the clock to see the class isn't over yet. Yup. Thats a good one. Works like a charm normally aswell |
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