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Mar 13, 2006 14:12:40 GMT -5
Post by o on Mar 13, 2006 14:12:40 GMT -5
Okay i found this funny.
A set if twins were born and put up for adoption.
One twin was adopted by a hispanic family and named "juan"
The other adopted by a muslim family and named "emaul"
Juan's adopted familt sends his real parents a picture.
The real father says " i wish we had a picture of the other one"
The Mother says, "well if you've seen 'Juan" you've seen 'Emaul'."
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Mar 13, 2006 15:04:32 GMT -5
Post by Matt on Mar 13, 2006 15:04:32 GMT -5
lol
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Mar 13, 2006 16:02:30 GMT -5
Post by o on Mar 13, 2006 16:02:30 GMT -5
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Mar 13, 2006 16:48:17 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Mar 13, 2006 16:48:17 GMT -5
LOL  How bored must they have been? |
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Mar 13, 2006 16:51:19 GMT -5
Post by o on Mar 13, 2006 16:51:19 GMT -5
who cares it's funny!
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Mar 13, 2006 17:59:05 GMT -5
Post by bullseye on Mar 13, 2006 17:59:05 GMT -5
Im a bit more interested in the poster on the guys wall
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Mar 13, 2006 23:06:23 GMT -5
Post by CaptainUnicorn on Mar 13, 2006 23:06:23 GMT -5
lex.. you were searching for pokemon on the net and this came up?
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Mar 14, 2006 13:50:59 GMT -5
Post by o on Mar 14, 2006 13:50:59 GMT -5
..Shut up!
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Mar 14, 2006 14:41:42 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Mar 14, 2006 14:41:42 GMT -5
Back to good jokes. Jk  Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal. |
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Mar 14, 2006 19:53:43 GMT -5
Post by bullseye on Mar 14, 2006 19:53:43 GMT -5
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal. My dad says that every year, no joke |
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fingaz19
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - J. Hendrix
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Mar 14, 2006 20:06:21 GMT -5
Post by fingaz19 on Mar 14, 2006 20:06:21 GMT -5
lol
heres mine
theres a woman sitting at the park. there are two guys working, the first guy makes a hole in the ground, and the second guy fills it up.
they repeat that for a long time and finally the woman asks,
"why do you make a hole and then fill it up again?"
then, one of them reply,
"usually, there a guy that puts a tree in the hole.... but he's not here today!"
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Mar 14, 2006 21:04:28 GMT -5
Post by bullseye on Mar 14, 2006 21:04:28 GMT -5
ha ha.... i don't get it. >.>
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Mar 15, 2006 2:19:19 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on Mar 15, 2006 2:19:19 GMT -5
I Know where Snarr got his avi.... Here |
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Mar 15, 2006 11:15:02 GMT -5
Post by Livre on Mar 15, 2006 11:15:02 GMT -5
LOL
I sat and watched that about 5 times before I realized it was starting over again. I know all the words now. ;D
*Sings* Only in Kenyaaa
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fingaz19
Chihuahua
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - J. Hendrix
Posts: 28
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Mar 15, 2006 21:18:41 GMT -5
Post by fingaz19 on Mar 15, 2006 21:18:41 GMT -5
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