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Apr 30, 2006 20:49:34 GMT -5
Post by Matt on Apr 30, 2006 20:49:34 GMT -5
Not sure if I posted this one before...
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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Apr 30, 2006 21:04:53 GMT -5
Post by serpant on Apr 30, 2006 21:04:53 GMT -5
lol!, ahh *tear*...good 'ol blondes, always here to make ppl happy
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Apr 30, 2006 22:43:11 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on Apr 30, 2006 22:43:11 GMT -5
Thats great Matt  Ill get some later. This thread is dying.  |
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May 2, 2006 4:29:32 GMT -5
Post by Livre on May 2, 2006 4:29:32 GMT -5
LOL Matt I'll try and post some soon... |
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May 2, 2006 4:34:34 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on May 2, 2006 4:34:34 GMT -5
Simple, but funny. An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone. "Honey", she says in a worried voice, "be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway". "It's worse than that", he replies, "there are hundreds of them!" |
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May 2, 2006 8:28:28 GMT -5
Post by AlabamaBoy on May 2, 2006 8:28:28 GMT -5
Hahahah thats awesome, i love jokes like that.
Q: Why did the blonde have bruises all around her belly button?
A: Cause blonde guys aint that smart either.
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May 2, 2006 16:57:33 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on May 2, 2006 16:57:33 GMT -5
Yuck.
Lmao.
*Exalt*
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May 5, 2006 16:43:56 GMT -5
Post by Livre on May 5, 2006 16:43:56 GMT -5
LOL Hope this thread is back to stay |
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May 6, 2006 20:22:08 GMT -5
Post by goldenninga on May 6, 2006 20:22:08 GMT -5
i got 1. WHy is 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 raped 6's mom.
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May 7, 2006 5:17:13 GMT -5
Post by Livre on May 7, 2006 5:17:13 GMT -5
Congrats, i think you take the prize for the unfunniest joke in this thread!!! LOL jk |
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May 7, 2006 17:55:25 GMT -5
Post by bullseye on May 7, 2006 17:55:25 GMT -5
i got 1. WHy is 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 raped 6's mom. Um no, please don't ever try to do something like that again. If you do post another joke, make it actually work, for example Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8 (ate), 9 |
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May 7, 2006 18:00:32 GMT -5
Post by Matt on May 7, 2006 18:00:32 GMT -5
i got 1. WHy is 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 raped 6's mom. Um no, please don't ever try to do something like that again. If you do post another joke, make it actually work, for example Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8 (ate), 9 I think his whole joke was that that was the expected joke... |
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May 8, 2006 1:19:16 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on May 8, 2006 1:19:16 GMT -5
I think his whole joke was that that was the non expected joke.  |
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May 8, 2006 9:45:45 GMT -5
Post by serpant on May 8, 2006 9:45:45 GMT -5
i think his whole joke was stupid....but hey who am i to decide?
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May 8, 2006 17:01:33 GMT -5
Post by Scorpionz on May 8, 2006 17:01:33 GMT -5
Exactly. Im to decide. |
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