Jokes

[Matt]

lmfao, Very nice T.

[Livre]

LMAO!!! ;D

Your a brave man T...A very brave man...

[Scorpionz]

Very brave indeed....

[comic23]

wow yur the man T

[Matt]

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
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HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV He seemed distant
and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

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Today the Leafs lost. At least I got laid.


Totaly my diary. ^^

[Livre]

LOL
I'm guessing the Leafs are a football team or somthing...Im British what would i know?

[Matt]

Hockey man, hockey.

[Livre]

So near yet so far

[crater]

Matt, Matt, Matt...

Instead of writing that all out, all you would have had to say was "Toronto Maple Leafs" and everyone would have started laughing.

Go Sens

[Matt]

I didn't make up the joke, I got it from a site.

and TML > j00

[THUNDER-K9]

Good jokes matt, but remember pinkies blonde and joo should becareful...

[Matt]

Psshhh pinkie knows who the boss is.

[Ironhorse]

Made a TDP Version of a joke I know.


Well, Matt, Pinkie, Executioner, and Thunder all went to the Pound because they were found on the streets. Lex tells them they can do anything except touch the golden bone. Next thing you see is Thunder licking a fully shaved poodle. Pinkie says, "That's hot." and Matt asks what happened? Thunder says he touched the golden bone. Then the next day Executioner is kissing a Dalmation who is shaved and only has 3 legs. Matt asks what happened and Executioner says he touched the golden bone. The day after you see Matt and Pinkie making out. Exe says "Whoa, what happened?" Pinkie responds, "I touched the golden bone."

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I f***ing told you not to touch the golden bone!!! now i'm gonna get fired you freaking mofo's!!!!

[Scorpionz]

I dont get that.

But ill just *exalt* you for it anyway