Jokes

[bullseye]

scorpionz said:

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, being a hot dog expert (im a picky eater) i have eaten my fair share of hot dogs and the hot dog buns DO NOT COME IN packages of 8

[Scorpionz]

Are you sure bullseye??

[bullseye]

positive my mom just bought a new pack of buns today......

[pinkie]

They used to come in 8 but they wised up!

[Matt]

The reason they have/had a diffrent number of hotdog buns per pack, then the number of hotdogs per pack, is so they can get more money. 10 hotdogs, 8 buns, makes you buy 8 more buns, forcing you to buy 16 buns, instead of simply 10.

I think we get hotdogs in packs of 12 here, and buns in packs of 6 or 12. O.o

[THUNDER-K9]

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.




MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,

"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?


CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.

[Matt]

Roflmfao, very nice.

[UgOtSeRvEd]

ahahaha, the second 1 is B-E-A-utiful! lmao

[Scorpionz]

About time T

[comic23]

lmfao the third 1 was the best good 1 T-k9





One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on!

So he goes up to his grandpa and says "Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?" His grandpa replies "Yes Jimmy, I do."

Jimmy then says "Well, why are you outside without any pants on Grandpa?"

His grandpa looks at Jimmy and responds "Well Jimmy, yesterday I sat outside without a shirt to long, and I got a stiff neck. This was

[Scorpionz]

*Fineshes of for comic* neck. This was your Grandmothers Idea

[Matt]

lmao

[THUNDER-K9]

lmao that was good ....

[slayerman8]

these are funny
i like the one with the teacher and the ice cream

[Exe]

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1858209546502670046&q=marcus+brigstocke)

Thats comedy